Lockdown rolls on, and we’re still here and totally not going crazy. In fact, today we’re so sane we thought we’d share our latest brilliant bird-related idea. Follow me on this one:
So, this week we met the Golden Pheasant, and that was pretty fun. But that got me thinking about the Olympics and how we hand out medals to winners (and the first two losers), and I thought, there must be a better way to award athletic excellence. And you know what, there is. What about instead of discs of metal, we gave people Pheasants?
I mean … we already have a Golden Pheasant, right. And who wouldn’t be pleased to walk away from a race with this beauty?
Well, good news, there’s also a Silver Pheasant (Lophura nycthemera). Like their golden cousins, they hail from mountainous mainland China. While they might be less showy, they are no less handsome, with their pure white plumes, red face masks, and delicate black scalloping on their feather tips.
And even better news, not only is there a Silver Pheasant, but there’s a Copper Pheasant as well (Syrmaticus soemmerringii). To mix things up a little, these pleasant pheasants come from Japan, not China. They’re a more compact bird that has a classic pheasant appearance with long, slender, tapering tails. But with their gentle rustic hues, they are just as delightful as their more flamboyant metallic kin.

Now, I hear the naysayers and nit-picker complaining that it should be a Bronze Pheasant, and I take your point. But let’s be fair, bronze is 90% copper anyway … it’s just got a bit of tin mixed in it. On top of which, gold and silver are pure elements, whereas bronze is an alloy, so making the switch to a proper elemental metal is just sound decision making. Also … there’s no such thing as a Bronze Pheasant.
I understand there is a long tradition of awarding athletes medals instead of pheasants (for some reason). It can be hard to overcome tradition, but let me lay out the pros and cons.
Pros:
- The athletes get an instant fun pet
- Anyone that wins multiple events would go home with a flock of pheasants. And yes, the only thing better than one pheasant is dozens
- I see no reason why you couldn’t attach a lace loop to them and drape them around an athlete’s neck like a medal. I’m sure the pheasants would be super cooperative
- They’re incredibly handsome
- We’d free up precious medals for use elsewhere
Cons:
- There are literally no cons
This is the start of a movement. I’m making the pitch: “Pheasants for First Place (also second and third)” … I’m still working on the slogan. I’d like to invite you all to join me in this totally non-quixotic mission to get more birds into our sporting events. It just makes sense.

I’m not crazy, you’re crazy
31/08/2021







































