Today we have a bird from a family I don’t feature very often: the owls, specifically the Great Horned Owl (Bubo virginianus).

And really, I don’t know why I don’t talk about owls more, they’re pretty cool. These guys in particular. They’re the largest owl in North America and are highly adaptable, ranging from Alaska all the way down to Central America.
And they’ve got horns, or ears … or some sort of feather tuft thing going on up there. No-one knows why they have these tufts. They’re not ears, and they don’t seem to do anything. But I’m fine with that. No-one ever asked John Howard why he thought it was a good idea to grow those eyebrows, and this owl was like, yeah, I’ll have a slice of that action.

Now, you may be familiar with the fun fact that owls can turn their heads the whole way around. Well, bad news, they can’t. They can only manage 270 degrees. Which is still pretty impressive. If you turned your head 270 degrees, you would be dead. They can do it without dying thanks to two fancy features. First, you, my dear primate, have only 7 vertebrae in your neck. Owls have 14, making them much more flexible. Second, owls also have specially enlarged grooves in the vertebrae for their blood vessels to rest in so that when they do an extreme head-turn they don’t pinch or tear the blood vessels and give themselves a stroke by accident.

Why would an owl need this adaptation? Well, while we certainly can’t to turn our head like we’re possessed by the devil, we can hold our head still and move our eyes around in our sockets. Owl eyes are fixed in place with a bone called the sclerotic ring, so if they want to look somewhere else, they literally have to move their whole face. As a benefit though, you won’t get any side-eye from an owl.

Another fun thing about owls: they’re hunters of the night, feeding mainly on rodents and vermin, which they swallow whole. Fur and bones though, they don’t digest so much. Instead, they throw it back up as a hairball, boneball, mucus covered thing, known as an owl pellet. Which sounds delicious.

Owls: they be crazy, yo.
19/07/2020








































