Today we’ve got something a little different: the King Penguin.

Now the King Penguin is like a mini Emperor Penguin … if you can call a bird that stands a metre tall mini. They look remarkably similar to the Emperor Penguin, but they’re about 25% shorter in stature, hence the lower regal title. The real difference between the two birds is where they live. The Emperor makes their home on Antarctica proper, while the smaller King breed primarily on the small subantarctic islands that surround the southern continent.
But while that’s all fine and dandy, today I wanted to introduce you to one King Penguin in particular: Major General Sir Nils Olav III, Baron of the Bouvet Islands. That is one fancy name, so what’s the deal?

Well, Sir Nils lives in the Edinburgh Zoo in Scotland, but he also serves as the mascot and colonel-in-chief of the Norwegian King’s Guard. Which seems like an odd turn of events. Well, as it so happens, the Zoo first received their King Penguins as a gift from the Norwegian Government way back in 1913. Fast forward to the 1960s and when the King’s Guard visited the Zoo, they took a shine to the Penguins and one of the officers arranged for the Guard to officially adopt one, that penguin was Lance Corporal Nils Olav I.

It then became tradition that every time the King’s Guard visited the Zoo Nils would receive a promotion. Since 1972 he has been promoted seven times and currently holds a Knighthood, a Barony and the military rank of Major General (all styles and titles have been officially granted by the reigning Norwegian monarch of the time). Give it another couple of decades and this penguin will be Supreme Ruler of the World, and frankly I look forward to the glorious day when a King Penguin will finally outrank and Emperor. Nils also has a bronze statue, and makes routine inspections of the Guards.

Now, you may have noticed that this Nils is the third Nils. Indeed, the life span of a penguin is sadly limited, and since the 1960s a couple of King Penguins have come and gone. Nils II took over the post in 1982, and Nils III was elevated to the position in around 2010. So is this just a piece of strange whimsy? Absolutely. But never forget, the greatest mark of maturity is rediscovering the seriousness of a child at play. So I say, give that Penguin another title!
26/05/2024
Photo credit:
1: By Lee Carson on Flickr – Nils Olav on Flickr, CC BY-SA 2.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/…
2: Sir Nils receives knighthood.
3: By Mark Owens – https://commons.wikimedia.org/…
4: By Farmer erik – Photo taken by myself (Erik Swanson), https://commons.wikimedia.org/…






























