This week I want you to meet one of the most fashion-forward birds there is, the Inca Tern (Larosterna Inca).
Now, obviously this bird sells itself. It has the most splendid moustache that ever adorned the face of man or bird. They’re essentially the Salvador Dali of the bird world. From the name I’m sure you’ve guessed they come from South America. And indeed, they inhabit the western coastline of Chile and Peru.
Males and females are equally moustachioed, and when picking a mate each is drawn to a partner with the longest moustache they can find. It turns out that the longer the stache the healthier the bird, so in this case a fine handlebar is a good indication of a bird’s health.
Having a moustache also comes in handy if one wishes to twirl it in a villainous fashion.

For you see, the Inca Tern is a thief. Oh sure, they’re happy to hunt for food. But they’re not below stealing a quick meal. They’re known to follow Sealions around to snag a snack straight from their jaws. They’ll even follow fishing boats and nick their catch right off the deck.
So devious. But then, that’s why they have the stache.

26/09/2021


